I just can’t stop sobbing. Donald and Elon have called it quits. They were so beautiful together, weren’t they? But when good friends break up, you may just find out what those exes really think and really ever thought about one another.
So, I don’t know where this little revelation came from. I suppose some people might say—oh that is dubiously authentic. You just wanted to make fun of the rich people in charge again. People can be so mean, can’t they? So distrustful. Oh, now I am sobbing again. Such a sad day!
Anyway, whatever your politics, whatever you think about this little audio, I am sure your thoughts and prayers will be with the people who really need them tonight, those two brave souls just trying to Make America Great Again who unfortunately are not even able to make themselves put up with one another because—well—imagine—Donald Trump and Elon Musk?—how was that ever gonna last?
I see you smiling and giggling over there. You’d better stop. They can deport you to bad places you know, because the Emperor is not a very forgiving sort when people do not show him the respect he demands.
Uh-huh.
