I know, you’re wondering how Uncle Sam, who seemed so sprightly a few months ago, even though the guy in charge wasn’t that at all, has crashed and burned so fast and so horribly. Well, that can happen with the elderly. You know, all it takes is one bad election, and it can be difficult to get back up.
But, really, USA hasn’t had a good election outcome since—1944?—or 1864?
Anyway, you cannot only be winning 1 out of 3 over the last 10 years and expect things to be OK. Especially not when you remember what the 2 out of 3 really means—you know—about you and your fellow idiot voters.
But, once again I am very grateful and I hope you are as well to be getting the straight scoop on what is going on out west in LA and with immigration policy. You know, you can read a lot of stuff by the eggheads and the people who always seem to get everything wrong but never lose their jobs. Or you can go to the real source to get the real story.
I don’t know about you, but it comforts my old bones considerably to know exactly what my rights as an American are, and more importantly what they aren’t.
You won’t see me out on the street protesting. Or trying to interfere with those kindly ICE people. It’s not their fault they needed a job, and you know took maybe not the nicest job in the world. Just like those poor guys at that facility in Poland, back in the day, you know that big warehouse for people who needed to be deported from Germany, and then be deported from existence. It’s not those guys’ fault the only job they could find was a little controversial. At least they were working, right? There’s the whole dignity of labor thing Republicans are always going on about. So. You know?
Anyway, once again we get clarity from the source.
Like the man says, it’s not like you—you know—you!—are gonna be able to do anything about it.
So, just get back to work and don’t worry your little heads about what the important people are doing.
They wouldn’t be where they are, doing what they are doing, if you didn’t put them there.
Lastly, while I do not drink anymore, I appreciate some good advice about beverages.
It’s getting really hot.
And crushing some ice sounds like a really good plan.
Good luck out there.
